Sav of the Day

Adam Schefter

No question the biggest sav to come out of last night’s draft was Adam Schefter. No it wasn’t Mel Kiper Jr who left a giant jizz stain on everyone’s television set. Not Cam Newton or Blaine Gabbert who are dooming their respective franchises until they are forced to move to Los Angeles. It’s Adam Schefter, the guy who was sitting on the bench next to Chris Mortensen in ESPN’s draft coverage. He made the most of his lack of airtime, instead using twitter to tell the world who the next team was gonna pick (and he was mostly dead on). How is Schefter such an insider? I have no idea, but what I do know is that his talents have pushed John Clayton (that old fuck) to scrap heap of ESPN’s NFL guys. Schefter just knows his shit. 

Intimate Moment Between Belichik and Moss

I guess Belechik is a sucker for 6'5 black men with cornrows.

Brett Favre Has Fallen and He Can't Get Up

Probably for the last time. Favre has finally resigned to his geriatric fate. No longer will we have to hear from sportscasters across the country who love seeing him in action, whether it be throwing passes, running up and down the field, or using the telephone. Its been a long time coming for the old man. What a career.. he owns every stat known to man, and that includes interceptions, errant throws, and celebratory jogs across the field. And he has as many superbowls as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Eli Manning.