The Keds are Back

After almost a 2 year hangover, the Keds are finally back. With one final semester of school left, we figured why not bring back the Sav of the Day, as well as many other new posts of good music, funny videos, and other pointless entertaining information. We enjoy the feedback, and please feel free to make any suggestions going forward to try and make the site best it possibly can be. Finally always open to more bloggers, so let us know if interested.

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Chris Simms Acquitted for Smoking and Driving

Former NFL QB Chris Simms, best known as the son of super bowl winner and current sportscaster Phil Simms, has won his case against the NYPD who suspected him of smoking weed in his car. As you can see, he was clearly high as fuck at the time, but luckily the officer made a crucial mistake that led to the acquittal. Still, at the time of his stop he was described as acting like a zombie, and Simms told the officer there was no weed in the car because "he smoked it all". After getting cut by the Titans early last year, its pretty clear he won't play in the NFL again, and this arrest certainly isn't helping his case. Its good to see him spending his "retirement" the right way.

Bill Russell Finally Given Proper Acknowledgement

Finally this NBA great and most importantly Celtic great is getting recognized with a statue outside of the Garden. Easily one of the best to ever play the game, accumulating 11 championships and 4 MVP awards while with the Celts. Means he has 11 rings, he can't even fit them all on both of his hands, has to wear one around his neck, fucking savage. Fuck you Kobe! And Lebron your a disgrace at least win 1 you pussy.

Sav of the Day

Pvt. 1st Class Anthony T. Kaho'ohanohano

This Hawaiian dude was recently awarded the Medal of Honor, despite getting killed in 1951. Serving in the Korean War, he committed some of the most commendable acts of savagery in the stage of battle that I have ever heard. Basically what happened was the 21 year old Kaho and his battalion were getting hit real hard by the Asians. They were clearly outnumbered and were forced to retreat. But Kaho being the sav that he is went back behind enemy lines by himself and proceeded to fire at them until he was out of ammunition, at which point he engaged in hand to hand combat until he was killed. The total kill count: 14. That's an unbelievable kill to death ratio.. 14 to 1. But this is real fucking life. Kids got some balls.

Christian Bale Continues His Quest for Savagery

Can't wait to see how crazy Heath Ledger's performance is going to be......too soon? But on a serious note I am pumped to see this movie the last Batman was nuts, and with practically the whole cast returning, including former Sav of the Day Christian Bale, this one is bound to be the best Batman yet. Might get the Batman emblem branded on my back just like Bale, except he may be a little more chizzled.

For the Playoffs

Adrien Brody Reading the Ten Crack Commandments

Adrien Brody went up a notch in my book. That puts him at notch one.

Sav of the Day

Barack Obama

In keeping with the patriotic theme of savs we've been having, I think its a no brainer that Barack "the rock" Obama gets his time in the sun. And really, this was warranted even before he hunted down Bin Laden. Over the weekend our commander in chief took the stage at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner, and was fucking comedy. Takes shots at all his critics, especially Donald Trump, who was not having it at all. Fast forward to the 10 minute mark where shit gets real funny and Trump gets rattled. Keep in mind he was doing this knowing that we were in the process of tracking Bin Laden, the biggest make or break moment of his presidency. The dude had a lot on his plate.

Our last 3 presidents have been savs (Obama, Bush, Clinton). This says a lot about our nation. Fuck France.

Not Your Average Talking Dog...

...This dog actually is saying this shit. I'm 50% sure.