1. Christmas
Christmas is everyone's favorite. Even Jewish people love it because they know Hanukkah is near also! The whole Santa myth was pretty unbelievable, though. I mean, not everyone has a chimney. And did poor people think Santa just screwed them over every year?
2. New Years Eve
Everyone loves New Years Eve because its the universal day of getting shitfaced. New Years Day sucks though.. whats the point of it. I always feel guilty and uncomfortable in the whole "new year" thing.
3. Halloween
Girls in slutty outfits and candy.
4. Saint Patrick's Day
There's really not much to it- just getting drunk and being proud of your heritage, or just wishing you were irish. It used to suck when we were young though... we didn't even get a day off, and odds are your parents would cook some bullshit Irish dinner.
5. Thanksgiving
I guess I have to give Thanksgiving the edge. The food is usually pretty good, and we have the day off the next day. Truthfully, most holidays aren't that good, but they usually signal a day off, which is key.
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