A Sav is someone who stands out in his actions that show that he is fearless, ballsy, competent, and in simple terms just an every day Savage. A savage should not have to ask to be a Sav.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Chris Simms Acquitted for Smoking and Driving
Former NFL QB Chris Simms, best known as the son of super bowl winner and current sportscaster Phil Simms, has won his case against the NYPD who suspected him of smoking weed in his car. As you can see, he was clearly high as fuck at the time, but luckily the officer made a crucial mistake that led to the acquittal. Still, at the time of his stop he was described as acting like a zombie, and Simms told the officer there was no weed in the car because "he smoked it all". After getting cut by the Titans early last year, its pretty clear he won't play in the NFL again, and this arrest certainly isn't helping his case. Its good to see him spending his "retirement" the right way.
Bill Russell Finally Given Proper Acknowledgement
Sav of the Day
Pvt. 1st Class Anthony T. Kaho'ohanohano
This Hawaiian dude was recently awarded the Medal of Honor, despite getting killed in 1951. Serving in the Korean War, he committed some of the most commendable acts of savagery in the stage of battle that I have ever heard. Basically what happened was the 21 year old Kaho and his battalion were getting hit real hard by the Asians. They were clearly outnumbered and were forced to retreat. But Kaho being the sav that he is went back behind enemy lines by himself and proceeded to fire at them until he was out of ammunition, at which point he engaged in hand to hand combat until he was killed. The total kill count: 14. That's an unbelievable kill to death ratio.. 14 to 1. But this is real fucking life. Kids got some balls.
This Hawaiian dude was recently awarded the Medal of Honor, despite getting killed in 1951. Serving in the Korean War, he committed some of the most commendable acts of savagery in the stage of battle that I have ever heard. Basically what happened was the 21 year old Kaho and his battalion were getting hit real hard by the Asians. They were clearly outnumbered and were forced to retreat. But Kaho being the sav that he is went back behind enemy lines by himself and proceeded to fire at them until he was out of ammunition, at which point he engaged in hand to hand combat until he was killed. The total kill count: 14. That's an unbelievable kill to death ratio.. 14 to 1. But this is real fucking life. Kids got some balls.
Christian Bale Continues His Quest for Savagery
Can't wait to see how crazy Heath Ledger's performance is going to be......too soon? But on a serious note I am pumped to see this movie the last Batman was nuts, and with practically the whole cast returning, including former Sav of the Day Christian Bale, this one is bound to be the best Batman yet. Might get the Batman emblem branded on my back just like Bale, except he may be a little more chizzled.
Adrien Brody Reading the Ten Crack Commandments
Adrien Brody went up a notch in my book. That puts him at notch one.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Sav of the Day
Barack Obama
In keeping with the patriotic theme of savs we've been having, I think its a no brainer that Barack "the rock" Obama gets his time in the sun. And really, this was warranted even before he hunted down Bin Laden. Over the weekend our commander in chief took the stage at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner, and was fucking comedy. Takes shots at all his critics, especially Donald Trump, who was not having it at all. Fast forward to the 10 minute mark where shit gets real funny and Trump gets rattled. Keep in mind he was doing this knowing that we were in the process of tracking Bin Laden, the biggest make or break moment of his presidency. The dude had a lot on his plate.
Our last 3 presidents have been savs (Obama, Bush, Clinton). This says a lot about our nation. Fuck France.
Our last 3 presidents have been savs (Obama, Bush, Clinton). This says a lot about our nation. Fuck France.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Savagery at the Preakness
So at the Preakness every year, they do these "toilet runs" where you run across the porta-pottys while getting pummeled by hundreds of beer cans. This guy takes it like a champ, hilarious when he gets nailed with about 4 toilets to go. Would love to be in attendance for this.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Sav of the Year
Soldier Who Killed Osama Bin Laden
Though the info on this is pretty scarce at the time, its been confirmed public enemy number 1 Osama Bin Laden has been killed. Its not known exactly which soldier killed him, but apparently he was killed in firefight after learning of his location, and was shot in the head. Regardless, this is a testament to the hard work put in by the Armed Forces to rid the world of this son of a bitch. Finally we can all rest knowing that the leader of terrorism in the world is dead, and not on his own terms. We all hope these last 10 years have been miserable for Bin Laden, and now he's in his rightful fiery grave. Burn in hell, Osama.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Sav of the Day
Lloyd Banks
What a better gift on your 29th birthday than to be named Sav of the Day. The G Unit member was kind of born into fame and success by just being childhood friends with 50 Cent, but there's no denying Banks' talents. The man can spit, and he's got one of the most distinctive voices in the game. His career tapered off a bit a few years ago when the Kanye Wests of the world put gangsta rap out of favor, but he made a huge comeback last year with the song "Beamer, Benz, or Bentley" (which has one of the best beats ever). It looks like Banks is here to stay, and we look forward to hearing more sick songs from him.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Sav of the Day
Adam Schefter
No question the biggest sav to come out of last night’s draft was Adam Schefter. No it wasn’t Mel Kiper Jr who left a giant jizz stain on everyone’s television set. Not Cam Newton or Blaine Gabbert who are dooming their respective franchises until they are forced to move to Los Angeles. It’s Adam Schefter, the guy who was sitting on the bench next to Chris Mortensen in ESPN’s draft coverage. He made the most of his lack of airtime, instead using twitter to tell the world who the next team was gonna pick (and he was mostly dead on). How is Schefter such an insider? I have no idea, but what I do know is that his talents have pushed John Clayton (that old fuck) to scrap heap of ESPN’s NFL guys. Schefter just knows his shit.
The Dean's List- Dear Professor
Sick new song from up and coming rap trio The Dean's List. Hailing from Boston (and one of them from NJ) these guys definitely have the potential to shake things up. Ill production on this track, infectious sample...might just be a jam for the summer.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
All it Takes is a Fence
Crazy left side is U.S. with just open land, and the right side Mexico, full of non stop craziness.
Good Hit Wes Welker
Sav of the Day
Mark Herzlich
There’s not a bigger sav in this draft class than linebacker Mark Herzlich. He may not have the name recognition of the Cam Newton’s of the world, but he has the most amazing story. He started his first few years at Boston College as one of the most promising players in the nation, being named an All-American and the ACC Defensive Player of the Year. Then in 2009 he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. Like the sav he is he continued his workouts throughout the chemo, and was announced as cancer-free. Though he sat out the entire year, he came back strong in 2010. Draft prospects still relish in his talents, and he’s expected to be a mid-round pick this year, possibly going as high as the second round. Herzlich’s an inspiration to us all, and the fact that he’s a beast makes him a guy all NFL fans want on their team.
Lebron Rattled
The Heat practiced at Saint Joe's in Hagan over the past weekend, and this is one of my buddies chirping at Lebron. The video is not the best, but funny if you listen in, right at the end of the video Lebron responds; "Don't get embarrassed." Note my friend was wearing a Larry Bird jersey, this just adds onto the list of why Lebron sucks.
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