Today's Sav of the Day is Cam Newton. Now, you might be saying this honor should have been bestowed earlier in the week, but Newton's recent acts of savagery should never run out. In his first year of college football, Cam won both the Heisman and the National Championship. A year before he won the Junior College championship. Using the transitive property, Newton WILL win the Super Bowl next year. What's most impressive is he's accomplished all he has this year despite allegations that he took money from another college to go there, something his honorable father took the blame for. Newton is probably headed to the NFL now, and he'll probably be a 1st round pick. Be proud of this honor, Cam. Hang this on your mantle next to all your trophies, and all the free shit Auburn gave you for enrolling.
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