A B C D...T H C

two gay potheads and a baby...a republican's worst nightmare

Clowns robbing Clowns

Sav of the Day

A Moment in Sav History

Old Spice Guy meets The Most Interesting Man in the World

Fresh Out the Slammer

Lil Wayne & Birdman - Fire Flame Remix

Sav of the Day

Our Friday Sav of the Day is Gary Busey. This legendary performer has starred in a number of films and TV shows, and steals every scene. A few years ago he was on VH1's Celebrity Rehab, but the whole time he believed he was a host rather than a patient. As you can see from the above video (which I have no idea why Vitamin Water would make), Busey is batshit crazy. However, you can't really blame him because he was in a serious motorcycle accident that gave him brain damage...but he also has claimed to have snorted cocaine off his dog, so you don't know what to make of the Buse.

NFL Picks of the Week

Last Week: 3-8

Detroit @ Buffalo- This is one of the Bills last few chances this season to steal a win...Bills win

Carolina @ Tampa Bay- One of the easier picks this week, the Bucs are coming on strong and Carolina sucks...Bucs win

Minnesota @ Chicago- Lets see if old man Brett still has some magic at Soldier Field...Vikings win

Houston @ Jacksonville-Going with the Texans on this one, Garrard has been inconsistent this year and has anyone seen Jones-Drew?...Texans win

Tennessee @ Miami-So its starting to look like Brandon Marshall isn't all that good along with the rest of the Fins, look for Vince Young to run train on that Miami ass...Titans win

Cincinnati @ Indianapolis-Easy one here, Manning is gonna rape even with his depleted receiving corps...Colts win

NY Jets @ Cleveland-Sanchez is gonna take a Cleveland steamer on Mangini's chest...Jets win

Kansas City @ Denver-This will be close game but the Broncos have the home field advantage...Denver wins

St. Louis @ San Fransisco-A duel between number one overall picks, Bradford is gonna show that he is already years ahead of Alex Smith...Rams with a big win here

Seattle @Arizona-Who gives a shit about this game..I guess the Cards

Dallas @ NY Giants-Nicks and the G-Men are looking real good, and the underachieving Cowboys have a new head coach...Giants win

New England @ Pittsburgh-Probably the best game of the week, after an embarrassing loss to the Browns last week the Pats will look to come out strong until they met James "I'll give a concussion" Harrison...Steelers win at home

Philadelphia @ Washington-Vick is gonna shine on the Monday Night stage...Eagles win

Sav of the Day

Sav of the Day today is none other than OJ Simpson. Not only was he a stud at USC but his success carried into the NFL by becoming the first running back to rush for 2,000 yards in a season and that was with only 14 games. Off the field OJ continued his sav-ness by showing that murder aint got shit on him. Unfortunately OJ is currently in prison on kidnapping charges...we wait for his release.

Sav of the Day

Tuesday, November 9th marks the release date of Kid Cudi's second album, Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager. Cudi has always made unique hip hop throughout his career, and his overall attitude towards life makes him a total sav. Just watch the above video from the song "Cudderisback". We all wish we were Kid Cudi.

T.O. Catches his 150th Touchdown Pass

Terrell Owens joined fellow savage recievers Jerry Rice

and Randy Moss as one of the three recievers with

150 touchdown receptions last nightduring the Bengals

vs. Steelers game. These three legends are the only players in

NFL history to achieve such a monumental feat of athleticism.
Props to you, T.O.

Sav of the Day

Today's Sav of the Day is none other than Conan O'Brien, in honor of the premiere of his new show Conan on TBS. Conan has always been a hilarious person, but he truly proved that he was a sav with his handling of getting fired from the Tonight Show. He took it in stride and just ripped into NBC and Jay Leno in his last few weeks of shows. Conan may not be a conventional sav, but we know he next show will be a good one.. at the very least better than anything George Lopez has ever done.

Kramer Apologizes for Racism...the Audience Laughs

After Kramer drops the N word at a comedy show multiple times, he goes on Letterman to apologize. It doesn't work.

Sav of the Day

Above is the video of one of the Chilean miners, Edison Pena, on the David Letterman show singing Elvis. This guy is a truly heroic sav, whose been through hell but still has a good sense of humor. And he's smart.. he knows that the American audience loves a wacky Spanish guy who can barely speak any English. So he's taking good advantage of his knew found fame. Today, he's running the New York City Marathon, which he had been training for while being stuck in the mine. Good luck Edison, we here at the Nation will be rooting for you.

Sav of the Day

The Sav of the day is John Jameson.

Every man loves his booze of choice, but this scottish sav takes it to a whole 'nother level.

Classified Beatin it

Canadian Producer/Rapper Classified displays his incredible talent by coming up with this song on the spot

Sav of the Day

Our Friday Sav of the Day is wrestling hero Ric Flair. This man used to be one of the biggest savs in the sports realm. Just watch that video and you'll know what type of man you're dealing with. Imagine being in this mans family! He is well known for his catchphrase "woo", as well as his whitish locks of hair. Professional sports could use another Ric Flair, that's why he is our sav of the day.

Screw You BCS!

TCU @ UTAH- Saturday 3:30 E.T.

Battle of the undefeated here. With a win here for TCU, how are you going to say that they do not deserve to be in the national championship. "They're a non-BCS team though." Bullshit if they win here it will will be a top 5 win on the road, and if the absurd BCS computer system can not recognize that, that is a disgrace. It is going to be a very tough game for both sides, but in the end TCU'S defense is just too good, only allowing less than 9 points a game. Utah has gone undefeated the two previous times they started at 8-0, but that ends Saturday behind a stout Horned Frog's defense. GET THE HORNED FROGS TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

*Cam Newton is an absolute Sav, so my picks Auburn vs. TCU in the national championship, whooooooooo!!!!!

James Franco; Fucking Savage

You cannot tell me that you did not jizz in your pants after watching this. I cannot wait till this hits the big screen. Franco is an absolute animal in this. I can't wait for this shit. And they use Kid Cudi's "The Prayer" in the tariler, nough said.

Inspirational Speech from Ben Affleck (stud)

This is a scene from the movie Boiler Room and gets my dick hard every time I see it. Sav

This guys got balls of steel

Ed "9 mm" Ratcliff from the MMA WEC league had

his latest matchup against Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone. Little

did Ratcliff know, Cerrone was after his family jewels. During

the fight Ratcliff took 3 illegal devastating blows right to his nuts;

Two came within 2 minutes of each other, while the last came

near the end. Ratcliff took it like a true sav and lasted until the

closing moments of the match. Lets see Cerrone win the fight

with his nuts halfway up his chest, not a chance. Fuckin jabroni.

Jam of the Week:

Kanye West ft. KiD CuDi & Raekwon - Gorgeous

"Gorgeous" is a leaked track off Kanye's 5th studio album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy which hits stores November 22nd. The album is highly anticipated and features many great collaborations from a wide range of artists including Elton John and Seal. Kanye claims that finalized album tracks will be different than the tracks previously leaked. You can watch the full length music video for "Runaway" by clicking here. The video was directed by Kanye himself and is sort of an album preview, with different track clips integrated into the story line. The concepts are bizarre but I love me some Selita Ebanks (pictured below).

Remember what site you heard it first on.

NFL Picks of the Week

• Tampa Bay @ Atlanta- Going with the Bucs here, the club can't even handle Josh Freeman right now

• Chicago @ Buffalo- The game is actually in Canada and its time for the Bills to get their first win of the season

• New England @ Cleveland- Pats, isn't it obvious

• New York Jets @ Detroit- Suh is a sav, but the Jets will come out strong after putting up a goose egg last week

• Arizona @ Minnesota- Tarvaris Jackson better not fuck this up, going with the Vikes here

• New Orleans @ Carolina- Saints kinda unexpectedly suck this year, but Panthers suck even more

• Miami @ Baltimore- RayRay is gonna get up close and personal with Henne, can't go against the Ravens at home

• San Diego @ Houston- Expect a good one here, but I'm going with Arian Foster and the Texans

• New York Giants @ Seattle- No Hasselbeck, no chance...Giants win

• Indianapolis @ Philadelphia- Its hard to go against Manning but America's favorite dog killer is back in action, Eagles win

• Dallas @ Green Bay- Dallas sucks this year especially without Tony Homo, another win for the Pack

• Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati- going with the Black & Yellow, Pitt's D will shutdown the Cincy receivers

Hope my next girlfriend can do this....

Sav of the Day

Today's Sav of the Day is none other than Lil Wayne. He is finally out of prison after serving almost a year at Rikers Island. Despite this, he was still able to get high as fuck, daily. And he has great neck tattoos. We here at Sav Nation are looking forward to hearing more from Wayne, a true Sav of our generation.

Jamison Stone, true sav

An 11 year old from Alabama, Jamison Stone, was wandering

around the forest, Strapped of course.

When he came across this 9 ft. hog that weighed over 1,000 pounds.
He then proceeded to shoot this beast 9 times

with his .50-caliber revolver, and killed it.

Like a boss.

OWNED!

Where'd This Kid Go?

This 11 year old (from the Man Show) loves to speak his mind and chirps at anyone whose willing to buy a stew from him.

A Lesson in Savs

Amelia Earhart...not a sav...

What to Watch Tonight 11/3

Bucks at Celtics (ESPN) (8:00 pm): Brandon Jennings and the Bucks take on Delonte West and the Celtics. The first game since Garnett called Charlie Villanueva a "cancer patient". Hey, he just calls it out how he sees it.

Modern Family (ABC) (9:00 pm): One of the best comedy shows on TV today. And it stars the hot Mexican MILF, pictured above.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) (12:35 pm): Emo musician Kid Cudi performs. Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes.

Tommy Chong and Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Pot

Tommy and Arnold used to blaze that shit up everyday

How does proposition 19 fail in a state run by a stoner?

I don't know either.

Instructional Video: Teaching You How To Dougie

All of John Wall's bitches love him... believe dat

Crocs on a plane

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

A crocodile on the loose is being blamed for the crash of a small plane in the Democratic Republic of Congo that killed 20 people after passengers panicked and stampeded down the aisle. The reptile was being smuggled by a passenger who had plans to illegally sell it, obviously...

Being the sav-like reptile that it is, The crocodile survived the crash, only to be killed with a machete by authorities, according to reports.

No on Proposition 19: What's next?

It's a sad day in the state of California. My Cali potheads did not show up to vote on Proposition 19, which would have legalized recreational marijuana. Despite a loss in the polls, Richard Lee, the Oakland medical marijuana entrepreneur, called the effort a "tremendous moral victory" setting the stage for another legalization bid. I know everyone can recognize Lee from CNBC's "Marijuana Inc: Inside America's Pot Industry. This handicapped sav claims that they would mount another legalization campaign in 2012. Lee put about 1.5 million dollars into the 3.4 million dollar campaign. What a guy.

Gotta catch 'em all

"They all look good".

Endangered: Spanish Prostitutes

Maybe you should use Craig's List like normal hookers.

Great Day from Ben Roethliscock..berger

Teddy Bruschi knows the importance of inches when it comes to Big Ben, while female ESPN reporter gets her thoughts mixed up.

Sav of the Day

Today, our Sav of the Day is Robert Redford, a true American icon. If you are unaware of what makes him a sav, immediately watch the movie The Last Castle. Redford, a man in his sixties, is able to take down an entire prison while getting help from all the other inmates just because he is that much of a boss. Redford has also ran the show in real life, starring in countless movies, and banging countless broads. Some say he could have played professional baseball, too, but he lost he college scholarship because of "excessive drinking". Sav.

California Governor Calls Escort

One of the all time great Arnold Schwarzenegger prank phone calls. If you haven't ever heard of one these, just listen.

Longest Basketball Shot

Guys a sav if I've ever seen one.

Keating Wins Election!

Keating(s) by the Sea

Its done! Bill Keating has won the election for congress. This is partially due to our unwavering effort and support throughout these past few days. You heard it here first. Get on my level Fox News.

Congrats Congressmen-elect Keating.

Young Mexican Kicked by Dancer

Kid gets nailed while foolishly running through hispanic dance show.

Get this Aussie another Fosters

What to Watch Tonight

Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land) (9:00 pm): This begins a marathon of the classic show ELR. Its filled with situational family humor and jokes about marital unhappiness.

Campus PD (G4) (11:30 pm): College drunknards and dickhead security guards square off.

Canadians being Canadians

The CFL is a disgrace to the game of football.

Can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on here?

Original Sav Back at It

This video proves exactly why Wilson was our original "Sav of the Day." Look at this guy's dyed black beard, just won the World Series, and responds "I want to rage right now!" Somebody get this guy a stew. Now. Fact.

Sav of the Day

Keating reading to other people's children

On this November 2nd, 2010, our Sav of the Day is Bill Keating. Now, all of you out there may not know who this is, and I don't blame you. However, there is no longer any excuses for this. Keating has been District Attorney for the State of Massachusetts for the last 10 years. In this time, he has brought down the drug of heroine, sex offenders, and bullying. A pretty impressive resume if you ask me. And, he's an avid reader and war hero. If he plays he cards right, he just might be president in 2012.

Bill Keating Day, November 2nd

A couple of savs pointing and laughing at others

Here at Sav Nation, we only endorse the best. This year we are throwing our support behind our man Bill Keating, who is running for congress in Massachusetts.

Elect Basil Marceaux for Governor!

The race for Governor of Tennessee is heating up, and Republican Basil Marceaux.com is certainly in the running. Judging by this brief campaign video, it appears he has a clear edge on the issues.

He gets right to it by laying down his stance on gun control: "Everyone carry guns, if you kill someone, no, you get murdered". He then demonstrates his plan for the economy, which involves planting vegetation to pay for gas, which in turn will help pay for the state's expenses. Finally, Basil reveals his most ambitious legislation, to "stop traffic stops".

According to his website, Marceaux is a member of the Freedmen's Bureau, which was active from 1865 to 1872. Its purpose was to aid freed slaves after the Civil War. His current position in the organization is unknown.

Sean Connery- 20th Century Sav: On Domestic Violence

You don't see much of the old Scot, anymore. Needless to say he's one of the most prolific savs of the past 100 years. He's also the only actor to play both James Bond and the guy from Finding Forrester.

4 Lokos: We'll miss ya, big guy

4 Lokos FAQ

News out of Massachusetts is that the popular drink 4 Lokos will be banned. It is expected that other states will soon follow suit. Well, it truly was a good run. Stack up on your cases now before there snatched away.

R.I.P. Rod Beck

The legend can finally rest peacefully in his grave, not saying that he wasn't already doped up out of his mind when he passed anyways. If he were alive today I am sure he would have been right outside the gates tonight in his old beat down camper, getting his drank on and blowing lines with Ron Washington. God love you Rod we all miss you, and if you did not die soo young, I am sure you would have been one of the top nominees for "Sav of the Day"

Giants Win

What a day for Timmy! On the eve of Weed legalization, and he just won a world series. The next bong rip is for you big guy!

Kid Cudi being sober

Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager drops November 9th

Savs of the Presidency

A combination of historic addresses given by George W. Bush in his time as president.

Hose This Kid Down and Get Him a Stew

Hey pal get back to the minors.


Bootstrap

Antoine Dogson

A Halloween classic.

It must be nice...

...to be Wiz Khalifa

Nucky Thompson; Bringing the Sav Mentality to the Boardwalk

It wasn’t too long ago when Steve Buscemi was ordering gumballs and Oreos pizza, and biting the mailman’s hand for “casting a spell on him” in a small town in New Hampshire. Then given the name “crazy eyes,” he was far from a sav. Luckily for him and every other aspiring sav, Martin Scorsese has revamped his character into the biggest savage this side of the Mississippi. Let’s be honest Nucky Thompson has been an absolute boss in the new HBO hit “Boardwalk Empire.” This guy does not put up with any shit what so ever, and Margaret Schroeder? The Irish mistress?

I’ll be first to admit when I first saw Schroeder (Kelly Macdonald) did not think much. But I figured hey Nuck’s tagging that so I’ll do some more research. After further research I’ve came to the conclusion that she is a diamond (O’Coin) in the rough. Point being Nuck can do whatever the hell he wants and it will still be respected by many. Absolute Savage. Fact.

Big Daddy

What to Watch Tonight 11/1

Not sure what's on the box tonight? We've always got you covered. You'll never have to pick up a TV Guide again (not that they print those anymore).

World Series Game 5 (8:00 pm) (Fox): In one of the least watched World Series' yet, the Giants look to clinch tonight in Dallas. Despite it being an intriguing matchup, the winner won't really matter in the grand scheme of things. Both teams will go back to being losers with quiet fanbases. Lets just hope Josh Hamilton doesn't find his manager's secret stash.

Monday Night Football: Texans vs. Colts (8:30 pm) (ESPN): MNF is always interesting because both teams want to do well in primetime, and it usually always has fantasy implications. Though the Texans shockingly upset the Colts in Week 1, they have since fallen off. And the Colts have climbed back into being a top team in the AFC. Indy will win in undramatic fashion.

World of Jenks (10:00 pm) (MTV): In this episode, man with nothing particularly interesting about him, Andrew Jenks, follows around an aspiring Titans cheerleader. Jenks, you sly dog.

Zach Galifianakis makes Sav history

Galifianakis rips a joint on Bill Maher



During the episode they talk legislation of marijuana along with two clowns and that blond chick opposing the decriminalization of the drug. Then Galifianakis pulled out a joint, lit up and puffed away.

Sav.

-Maino

Drug Dealer Girl

Just like the Nation, Mike Posner has blown up recently. People tend to forget the music that came before the radio murdered "Cooler than Me" So here is him before the radio did what they always do.

Big Daddy

Sav of the Day

Charlie Sheen has hotel escapade involving hookers and cocaine

The Sav of the Day to open up the month: Charlie Sheen. Throughout his career he has been frequently caught with drugs and/or prostitutes, but he has maintained a healthy body of work. He has been in a number of great movies, and he has been in a popular sitcom for the last 10 years or so (Two and a Half Men). Everyone knows he has serious issues, but in the end no one really wants him to clean his act up. Its good to see that he still does what loves: cocaine and hookers. And plus he was married to Denise Richards... and his brother is Emilio Esteves!

Intimate Moment Between Belichik and Moss

I guess Belechik is a sucker for 6'5 black men with cornrows.

Brett Favre Has Fallen and He Can't Get Up

Probably for the last time. Favre has finally resigned to his geriatric fate. No longer will we have to hear from sportscasters across the country who love seeing him in action, whether it be throwing passes, running up and down the field, or using the telephone. Its been a long time coming for the old man. What a career.. he owns every stat known to man, and that includes interceptions, errant throws, and celebratory jogs across the field. And he has as many superbowls as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Eli Manning.

Ken Rosenthal is Trying to be Craig Sager

We all know Craig Sager is a giant clown. He's always seen in the most awful suits, and he's pretty much just the joke of TNT/TBS sports. However, lately Ken Rosenthal has been trying to give him a run for his money. His attire for Game 5 of the world series was extremely bizarre. To put it bluntly, neither of them will be considered for a Sav of the Day.

Marcel the Shell

Reminds me of someone I know...

Get This Guy Another Fuckin' Beer

Holiday Power Rankings

Holidays are always a heated topic of discussion. Which holiday is the best? Which holiday is the worst? And whats Kwanzaa, anyway? Well, in honor of Halloween, here are your holiday power rankings.

1. Christmas

Christmas is everyone's favorite. Even Jewish people love it because they know Hanukkah is near also! The whole Santa myth was pretty unbelievable, though. I mean, not everyone has a chimney. And did poor people think Santa just screwed them over every year?

2. New Years Eve

Everyone loves New Years Eve because its the universal day of getting shitfaced. New Years Day sucks though.. whats the point of it. I always feel guilty and uncomfortable in the whole "new year" thing.

3. Halloween

Girls in slutty outfits and candy.

4. Saint Patrick's Day

There's really not much to it- just getting drunk and being proud of your heritage, or just wishing you were irish. It used to suck when we were young though... we didn't even get a day off, and odds are your parents would cook some bullshit Irish dinner.

5. Thanksgiving

I guess I have to give Thanksgiving the edge. The food is usually pretty good, and we have the day off the next day. Truthfully, most holidays aren't that good, but they usually signal a day off, which is key.

Sad News Out of Brazil

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/10/31/brazil.elections/index.html?hpt=T1

Brazil elects first women president...Sucks to be from Brazil now.. a real shame

And she's beat!

Sav of the Day

Daily, I will choose who I think is the Sav of the Day. This is an important honor, one that will only come once in a person's life, maybe twice.

Brian Wilson

Brian Wilson is one of the biggest savs in baseball today. His dyed black beard, coupled with his overall unusual demeanor, makes him a complete boss. He just has the attitude of someone who does not give a fuck about anything, and he just plain does not get rattled. Ever.. fact.

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Kyle's Picks

Every few days I'm going to have a column called Kyle's Picks. This will be an area where I pick things-- whether it be sports or lists on things. Today, in honor of election day, I will choose my picks for the elections.

Pennsylvania Governor
Dan Onorato vs. Tom Corbett

This is really heating up. Onorato looks like he has the youth on his side, while Corbett has some solid thoughts.
The Edge: Dan Onorato

Massachusetts Congressman
Bill Keating vs. Jeff Perry

This is turning into a real barn burner. Perry has been accused of being a sex offender by his opponent, while Keating is interested in trust. Perry is the slick talker, while Keating has a real interesting family with diverse backgrounds (jewish).

The Edge: Bill Keating

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