Sav Nation: January 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

Sav of the Day

Today's Sav of the Day has to be someone from the New York Jets. You could go with a Rex Ryan, Mark Sanchez, Braylon Edwards, or a Darelle Revis, but the clear cut choice has to be linebacker Bart Scott. His postgame interview with Sal Paolantonio, where he sounded off on all the non-believers, and sealed the deal with his savagery. Scott calls out all the studio analysts who thought the Jets had no chance, a ballsy move. He also uses the phrase "poetic justice" to describe their win, which doesn't make much sense at all, but its understandable with the emotional player. That is why Bart School and his massive neck are sav of the day.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Bobby Valentino at Saint Joes?

Since Sav Nation comes straight out of St. Joes in Philly, we have to mention our first show for 2011 is with singer Bobby Valentino. Its a free show, so its hard to complain... but Bobby Valentino? The fact that he's playing a free show at the The Perch is kind of step down for his career. Either way, here is a good song with Bobby, Mrs. Officer.

Saturday Football in Review

So I have the balls to admit it, I was 0-2 in my picks for the first couple games. The Steelers won because of home field advantage, while the the Packers shit on the Falcons. Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay are absolutely going to the Super Bowl, they will definitely get past a shaky Jay Cutler or a questionable Seahawks team. Patriots vs. Jets will be an interesting game though, as both teams will come out to play. Its hard to bet against the Pats, but the Jets will give them a fight.

After today's game it is clear Aaron Rodgers is in elite QB, so he will give whatever team comes out of the AFC a challenge. Its all about momentum, and both the Jets and Pats have it. The NFC game will be interesting. The Bears don't have much momentum going into this game, while Seattle has an respectable "us against the world" mentality. Stay tuned.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Rap's Next Biggest Star..Yelawolf

You heard it here first: 2011 will be a big year for Alabama rapper Yelawolf. He's spent the last few years gaining underground respect, and in 2010 he released his debut album Trunk Muzik 0-60. It was recently announced that he has signed with Shady Records, and is expected to be Eminem's new protege. Expect some good music out of Yelawolf this year.

Sav of the Day

Today's Sav of the Day is one of the great savs of the 21st century. Aron Ralston (left) was an adventurer who, in 2003, while fucking around in a Utah canyon got his arm caught between a rock for 5 days. To free himself, Ralston sawed off his arm. The craziness of the situation is one incredible act of savagery. It was such an amazing story that it was made into a movie, called 127 Hours, starring James Franco (right). Ralston still continues to do things that a normal person would never do with 2 arms, such as climb mountains, and hang out in remote canyons in Utah.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Sav of the Day

There's never been any question about it: Wes Welker is a sav. I mean, he's a WHITE wide receiver, well under 6 foot, but he's still managed to be one of most threatening players with the ball in his hand. Yesterday's press conference confirmed his sav status, where Welker took numerous jabs at noted foot fetishist by using many foot puns. Even a Jets fan can appreciate the subtle rip at Ryan, in contrast to the blatant bulletin board material the Jets players have been throwing out in interviews. That is why Welker is today's sav of the day.

Just When You thought Brett Favre had enough on his plate..

Introducing Brett Favre's sister Brandi. Conveniently she is reaching out for her NFL superstar brother after she had just been arrested on meth charges. Her lawyer who is a family friend to the Favres says that Brandi 'is a good person," yeah great person being arrested on meth charges. I mean it must suck to be Brett Favre these days. He went from NFL legend(which he still is) and Wrangler jeans bad ass, to now dealing with his sexting his dick, a terrible terrible probably final NFL season(but who the hell knows with this guy) and now for the cherry on top his sister is a meth addict. I mean I respect everything he has done in the NFL, but this guy just cannot catch a break these days.

A Little Dubstep For Yo White Ass

Um yes..can I have a heart attack sandwich hold the bread?

Sick Minded Farmer

Farmer Bales Himself In Hay - Watch more Funny Videos
Yea I have heard of some weird fetishes and fantasies...but to me this just seems weird.

EPIC FAILS!

This is a bunch of hilarious epic fails, gotta love people making themselves look like jackasses!

How To Roll A Joint

Sav of The Day Quote

"The True Man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Fun Fact

A study has shown that if there are 20 people in a room, than there is a 50/50 chance that 2 of the people will have the same birthday. The science behind it all is in this article...

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1ROyz5/people.howstuffworks.com/question261.htm

Lucky Bastard1

Wiz Khalifa-Stoned

Lawrence Taylor Case Finally To a Close

Lawrence Taylor may be a Hall of Fame football player, but finally got his charges for his allegations of rape of a 16 year old girl. Cmon Man! you were an NFL stud, and you have to resort to a 16 year old? I mean look at the broad that he pulled in on dancing with the stars. I mean at least you can go on Craigslist and find a girl closer to your age, and for only $200 he would not have been a registered sex offender at this point. Great football player..but Lawrence you are one sick Fuck1

Only in Japan

This is strange, considering the fact that I though Asians were notoriously bad for swimming.

Gucci Mane Celebrates Release from Mental Hospital...With a Face Tattoo

..and a poor one at that. Look, face tattoos never seem to go well. I'm all for neck tattoos, but face tattoos look retarded. Just look at Mike Tyson with his foolish stripe on the side of his face, and The Game with the star. Maybe we can't really blame Gucci, though, because he does have legitimate mental issues. But an ice cream cone?

Sav!

Imagine how big Toto would have been in The Wizard of Oz if Dorothy had a basket this big on the front of her bike.

Marketing Shaneo1

Oh how advertising has changed! Are you kidding me this was an actual legit advertisement for cigarettes? How the times have changed....although just wait until Weed is legal should be some pretty comical ads.

LOL SO TRUE!

Having just come back from Disney World I am going to have to say this is to true! I mean he depicts every part of the cast of Disney down pat haha. Touche

New Sponsored Drink of Sav of th Day?

Please order me 10 cases of these please! Are you kidding me this blows the idea of a 4 LOKO out of the water. If I see anyone walking with this in hand they will be automatically Sav of the Day.

Brokeback Mountain?

At first I thought this was a zoomed in view of Brokeback Mountain...Cowboy legs? No.. Well anyways it is jsut 2 oddly placed pieces at some factory probably in the middle of bumfuck.

Silly Asian Tricks Are For Kids!

New Chris Brown Song with Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes

I'm not a big Chris Brown fan, mostly because I don't like R and B. But this new song has a sick beat, Brown raps in it, Busta just kills it, and Wayne comes in for good measure at the hand.

Sav of the Day

Today's Sav of the Day is a true sav of American politics, Bill Clinton. What has Clinton done recently to warrant such a title, you say? At this point in his life he just does whatever the fuck he wants to, golf, drink, cheat on Hilary, and the American public turns an approving blind eye. Here he is having a beer with U.S. soccer player Carlos Bocanegra. Clinton probably had a similar lifestyle while he was running the free world for 8 years, and was still widely considered one of the greatest presidents of the past century. He does get points off for Monica Lewinsky. Come on, Clinton. You can do way better.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Future of Music

To be honest when I first looked at these guys I didn't really want to listen, but give it a try it is actually pretty clever.

Russians Know How To Live It Up

Yes I realize this is old, but I just came across it again and makes me laugh every time.But Alexander Ovechkin and Andrei Markov to of the best young talent in the NHL know how to live it up on an off night...I mean seriiously look at this bar tab..

World's Biggest Dog?

A Perfect Image describing why a woman will never be a SOFD

Many girls have requested to be a Sav of the Day(SOFD) and of course we have declined all, not only are they breaking the rule by requesting to be a sav, but it is pretty hard to be a woman sav of the day, so when that day come call me out, but until then, this si the way it is. Deal with it1

What is your entertainment on the can?

Dominos with Beer Bottles - The most amazing bloopers are here

A Day At the Office for A few Savs

"I WANT AMERICA TO LIVE UP TO OUR CHILDREN'S EXPECTATIONS!!"..Amen to that one Obama

Charlie Sheen....You Dogg

How old are you Charlie? I mean really..an ear ache. Charlie Sheen went on a bender in Las Vegas the other night. Today he did not show up on the set of Two and a Half Men, because he had a doctor diagnosed "serious ear infection." Give me a break, I mean don't get me wrong this guy is an animal, going wild day in and day out. But act like you've been there before guy, be able to show up for you job that gives you all your money to have all this wild fun in the first place. Hey Charlie you gonna miss your next horrible Hanes commercial shoot with a nosebleed?

This One Goes Out To Mully Bear

Top 5 Movies of 2010

I haven't seen every movie released in 2010. I haven't even seen close to half. However, I usually see the movies that I think are going to be good, so my list of the best movies of last year is a pretty good assessment.

Starting with Number 5...

5. Shutter Island: This looked like it'd be a great movie, and I was right. Great direction from Martin Scorcese, whose never made a bad movie in his life. Great acting from Leo, who will probably never make a bad movie again in his life. A thriller that will keep you guessing.

4. The Book of Eli: I thought this movie was going to be pretty wack, despite the solid cast. However, it kept me interested throughout with a well-developed and unique plot, with great performances by Denzel and Gary Oldman.

3. The Fighter: Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale, two of the great Sav actors of our time, team up to play real-life boxing brothers from Massachusetts. This movie is filled with realistic boxing scenes, as well as excellent performances, in particular from Bale who plays Dickey Ecklund, a washed up fighter who is addicted to crack.

2. Inception: This is might be the most original movie I've ever seen, as well as the most confusing and thought provoking. Though it is hard very to understand, if you keep up with it you will be rewarded. Even if you have no idea what's going on, you can still appreciate the special effects and the acting.

1. The Town: Even if I had seen every movie this year, I am pretty confident this would still be at the top of my list. Ben Affleck directs and stars in a gem of a film about crime in Charlestown, Massachusetts.

Worst Movie of the Year: Grown Ups. Hands down.

Girl Talk-Triple Double

Grab Yourself A Hot Chocolate....It's a Snow Day!

Sav of the Day

Today's Sav of the Day is Cam Newton. Now, you might be saying this honor should have been bestowed earlier in the week, but Newton's recent acts of savagery should never run out. In his first year of college football, Cam won both the Heisman and the National Championship. A year before he won the Junior College championship. Using the transitive property, Newton WILL win the Super Bowl next year. What's most impressive is he's accomplished all he has this year despite allegations that he took money from another college to go there, something his honorable father took the blame for. Newton is probably headed to the NFL now, and he'll probably be a 1st round pick. Be proud of this honor, Cam. Hang this on your mantle next to all your trophies, and all the free shit Auburn gave you for enrolling.

You Pick Whose the Biggest Mess?

Funny Article to read.

http://www.forkparty.com/50-yahoo-answers-fails-stupid-questions/

A funny article talking about the top 50 Yahoo answer fails...not bad

Antonio Cromartie.....was that really smart?

Why do players and teams feel a need to give the Patriots more fire power than they already need? Like I thought enough was enough when that fat ass was running his mouth earlier this week, but now some of their best players are jogging their mouths..this is pathetic. It all got brought up when Cromartie responded to Brady's pointing after he scores.Here were some of Cromartie's responses:
"We see that a lot. He does it a lot," Cromartie said. "That's the kind of guy he is. We really don't give a damn, to tell you the truth."

When asked what kind of guy Brady and the Pats are he responded:
"An Asshole"
"Fuck Him!"
"I hate them. I don't care I hate them."
Really Cromartie, lets not get sour after the 45-3 shalacking last meeting between you guys and the Pats. And haven't the rest of the league known not to give the silent Patriots things for the bulletin board? We will see just how Mr. Brady, disciple of Hall of Famer Bill Bellichick handles this Sunday at 4:30 in cold hostile Gillette Stadium!

Hey Cromarte why don't you go have another kid!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

NFL Picks for Division Weekend

Last weeks wild card playoff games certainly lived up to the billing. They were filled with surprises and upsets and overall exciting football. This week it gets a little more interesting with four matchups with conference championship berths at stake. Here is our analysis and picks for the games:

Baltimore at Pittsburgh (4:30 pm Saturday)
Why the Ravens will win: Their running game has been near unstoppable with Ray Rice leading the way and making big plays, while Joe Flacco has matured into a very dependable QB. Defensively, Baltimore is led by veterans Ed Reed and Ray Lewis who make game changing stops.
Why the Steelers will win: Its not easy to win at Heinz Field, and with it the game being against a hated division rival, the black and yellow will be flying high. The team is filled with veterans who have won super bowls, so a game like this will not get them rattled.
The Edge: Baltimore

Green Bay at Atlanta (8:00 pm Saturday)
Why the Packers will win: A hot super bowl pick coming into the year, Green Bay struggled with injuries and inconsistency throughout. However, they are riding some serious momentum, and they have finally found a running back (John Starks) to go along with their lauded passing attack.
Why the Falcons will win: The team who finished the year with the best record should be able to take care of business against a flawed wild card team. The Matt Ryan-Roddy White combo is hard to beat, while Michael Turner is an extremely productive back.
The Edge: Atlanta

Seattle at Chicago (1:00 pm Sunday)
Why the Seahawks will win: They already beat the bears at Soldier Field earlier in the year, and they seemed to have gained their swagger back under coach Pete Caroll. Marshawn Lynch is back to running like the freak he is.
Why the Bears will win: Their opponent has proved very little by barely beating the Rams to win the division and riding their homefield advantage to sneak past the Saints. Chicago is better in almost every facet of the game.
The Edge: Chicago

New York at New England (4:30 pm Sunday)
Why the Jets will win: Rex Ryan prides himself on his defensive schemes, and if he can figure out how to stop Brady and his band of nobodys, they should be able to control the game. Their Tomlinson-Greene rushing attack is sometimes hard to stop, and if Sanchez manages the game they should score some significant points.
Why the Patriots will win: No one wants to play the Pats. They've been too unstoppable the second half of the season, and they're out to prove they can still win a super bowl after a 6-year drought. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick at home is a scary thought.
The Edge: New England

Where do you get Your Music?

www.hypem.com
This Is a great site to find all new songs for the dance parties, or jsut chillen out..Check it out!

A typical Mother.....Yup "Wait that's just like my annoying mother!"..I know

Sav of the Day

Christian Bale

Obviously noted for his performances in the Batman movies, Christian Bale has become an absolute savage on the movie screen. But the performance that originally gave him the prized acclamation, was that one of American Psycho, as Patrick Bateman, although he is a complete mad man, he is an absolute savage not putting up with any bullshit what so-ever. "Your name is Veronica, and you are to respond to nothing but Veronica for the rest of the night." "Don't Just Stare at it, eat it." You may ask why is he Sav of the Day now then? Well his recent performance in the Fighter, gives him complete merit for this prize. Bale does an unreal job of playing the role of Dickie Ecklund, a washed up boxer who has resorted to a crack addiction. And if you have not seen The Fighter, go out and see it, after all it is $5 Dollar Tuesday!