Lebron's Mom Arrested After Hitting Valet Guy

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/news/story?id=6303536

I'm sick of hearing about Lebron's crackhead mother in the news. That whole family seriously sucks. Judging by the story Gloria James was clearly shitfaced and high when she pulled a "don't you know who I am" and assaulted some poor valet worker. First she goes and fucks Delonte and now this. And while we're on the subject, what was Delonte thinking. Easily one of the most mind boggling sports stories of the past few years...was he just sticking it to Lebron or did he genuinely want to smash his old lady? Regardless, Mrs. James seriously needs a reality check. She should be counting her stars that the tall dude she fucked that night didn't wear a rubber...otherwise she'd still be on the streets.

Sav of the Day

Joe Francis

Today's Sav of the Day is Joe Francis. If you do not know, he started the tapes "Girls Gone Wild." That in itself is sav worthy. I mean literally has every guys dream, consistently getting to see the finest dimes around. Why he was chosen today was because of his recent court case win. He was put on trial for charges of "emotionally damaging," 4 girls who have been featured numerous times. Allegedly he "ran their lives," while they were working for Francis. Of course he was found innocent and did not have to pay a dime to the girls. The whole jury even consisted of all women, and even they felt that Francis had done nothing wrong, and these camera whores were just trying to make more money after realizing, "Girls Gone Wild," features younger girls, and clearly they are past their prime.

Sav of the Day

Hunter S. Thompson

Since there's not much going on in the news in terms of savs, I figured I'd throw in a sav throwback for this overcast Wednesday. If you've never heard of Mr. Thompson, peep his wiki page ASAP. In a nutshell, he was a journalist who did a shitload of drugs in his time. The movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is based on one of his many trips to Vegas where he just did a variety of hallucinogens with his buddy in the desert. He was tight with a bunch of celebs, including Johnny Depp, who he's pictured here with and John Cusack in this gem of a picture.

Just look at these savs tearing it up in Sin City. Hollywood is currently working on The Rum Diary, naturally starring Depp, based on the writer's experiences in Puerto Rico. Thompson shot himself in the head a few years ago because he did not like being old, and because football season had just ended. We can all relate.

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What a bunch of Nuts!

Adrenaline-base jump world record -HD- 1080p by _006-serie-TS_
If this does not represent what this website is trying to introduce with "Sav" I don't know what does. These guys are nuts just jumping off cliffs going wicked fucking fast, and just act like it is nothing. Base jumping is madness, I sky dived this summer, but at least I had a professional with me, and knowing worse comes to worse an emergency chute went up if the first one did not. These guys are way past that point, and if they do not release the parachute at right time, they are fucked

Bring the 70 Degree Weather Back!

Mario Kart Map Ranking: 1 through 16

We all have our preference for Mario Kart courses. We love some, we hate some, etc. If you've never played Mario Kart before, fuck you, you're a homo. Now I've carefully devised power rankings for all the maps..this should definitely cause some controversy, but someone had to do it. So without further adu, here's the top 5:

1) Koopa Troopa Beach

Easily the most fun level. The cave shortcut adds excitement, while the sand bar shortcut is an underrated way of getting ahead. Everyone thinks they're good at this level.

2) Wario Stadium

If you only time for one map, the obvious choice is Wario Stadium. Its long, and the jump makes things extra interesting when there's a lightning around.

3) Toad's Turnpike

Easily the most unique map, but it can be the most frustrating. Play this level on backwards if you want to have a stroke.

4) Kalimari Desert

We all love the desert. Those trains can be a bitch though, the rare times that you run into one.

5) Yoshi Valley

The Valley fucks with everyone. With all the possible routes, the question marks, the easy ways of falling off.. players are either going to do terrible or win.

And the rest...

6) Bowser's Castle

7) Luigi Raceway

8) DK's Jungle Parkway

9) Frappe Snowland

10) Moo Moo Farm

11) Mario Raceway

12) Sherbert Land

13) Banshee's Boardwalk

14) Royal Raceway

15) Rainbow Road

16) Choco Mountain

Zach Galifianakis is a Sav

A Look Back On History

These guys are just a pack of Savs. Fuck the prohibition right? This is what I call sticking it to the man. Showing that the true man could not go a day without beer. Hey Bahtendah 2 Beezoos!