Mario Kart Map Ranking: 1 through 16

We all have our preference for Mario Kart courses. We love some, we hate some, etc. If you've never played Mario Kart before, fuck you, you're a homo. Now I've carefully devised power rankings for all the maps..this should definitely cause some controversy, but someone had to do it. So without further adu, here's the top 5:

1) Koopa Troopa Beach

Easily the most fun level. The cave shortcut adds excitement, while the sand bar shortcut is an underrated way of getting ahead. Everyone thinks they're good at this level.

2) Wario Stadium

If you only time for one map, the obvious choice is Wario Stadium. Its long, and the jump makes things extra interesting when there's a lightning around.

3) Toad's Turnpike

Easily the most unique map, but it can be the most frustrating. Play this level on backwards if you want to have a stroke.

4) Kalimari Desert

We all love the desert. Those trains can be a bitch though, the rare times that you run into one.

5) Yoshi Valley

The Valley fucks with everyone. With all the possible routes, the question marks, the easy ways of falling off.. players are either going to do terrible or win.

And the rest...

6) Bowser's Castle

7) Luigi Raceway

8) DK's Jungle Parkway

9) Frappe Snowland

10) Moo Moo Farm

11) Mario Raceway

12) Sherbert Land

13) Banshee's Boardwalk

14) Royal Raceway

15) Rainbow Road

16) Choco Mountain