Uncle Tito
Rocket Power was full of people who thought were savs but were really just homos. Otto was an arrogant asshole, Twister was his bitch, and Sam was a squid. Uncle Tito was always there to keep the kids in check. He could cook a mean burger at the shack, and had a wise Hawaiian saying for literally everything. Plus he could surf better than anyone despite his fatness. Here's to you Tito. We could all use a Hawaiian uncle in our lives.
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