Chucky gets the nod today because not only is Thursday the NFL draft (and of course Jonny will be there analyzing each pick) but he's easily one of the biggest savages ever to grace the sideline. His intensity is unmatched, he constantly just chirped at the refs and shouted outrageous expletives while rocking his patented visor look. And you can't put his resume in question either, Gruden won the 2002 Super Bowl with the Bucs making him the youngest head coach to ever do it. Nowadays you can find him on ESPN doing Monday Night Football and doing bullshit football segments like Gruden's QB Camp, which is basically him gloating over draft prospects that are all better than the QBs he coached (Jeff Garcia? Brad Johnson? Chris Simms?..I rest my case). I'm convinced Gruden can get virtually any NFL or college job he wants, he's just waiting for the right opportunity.
Here's a clip of a Gruden pregame speech. Tell me you wouldn't want to go to war this guy. Not quite Pacino in AGS, but this ain't a movie, dog.
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