A Sav is someone who stands out in his actions that show that he is fearless, ballsy, competent, and in simple terms just an every day Savage. A savage should not have to ask to be a Sav.
This may seem a little strange considering the masters were a few days ago and he didn't win. However, his anniversary of becoming the youngest person ever to win the Masters comes today. And he won the thing by 12 strokes, raping the field of veterans around him. To play that well on such a difficult course and on such a giant stage is truly amazing, especially when you're 21 (that's word to your pussy ass, McIlroy). To all those who hated on the Schwartzel SOTD, Woods was the alpha savage of the whole field. Since his first major victory he's compiled many more wins, and became the highest paid athlete in the world. He also took some time off from his dime wife to bang every porn star, stripper, and cocktail waitress he came across. Hate him or love him, he's the last guy any golfer wants to face on the back 9, and his mere presence can make a boring golf game must see TV.
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